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Danish girls have thick, stout builds, with Pepsi can bodies and faces that have come into contact with every branch of the ugly tree.
They rank up there with the women of Fortaleza, Brazil, as the huskiest women I’ve ever seen.
Unlike girls in Brazil or Poland, there’s no reason for a Danish girl to date down because the sexual market is heavily skewed in her favor.
Denmark is one of those places like Washington DC where you have to work like a fucking mule to get a 6.
You can cross the street without getting catcalled. You don’t have to worry about “losing your looks.” You can’t lose what you never had! You’ll never be scammed into joining a modeling agency. My parents paid 00 so that she could have an agent. You get to avoid those awkward rejection conversations all together.
You don’t have to figure out how to let guys down easy.
The worst part of this is that Danish guys are actually much better looking than the girls.
Their tits are of respectable size, but their asses are pancakes, not helped by their love of jeans so baggy that they often have to pull them up.
If you’re an ass man like myself, you’ll be in tears by your second night in Denmark.
If you want to have a football player son, I advise you to procreate with a Danish woman.
While they’re not as fat as American women (who is?